Zombie Christmas

I was lying in my bed on Christmas Eve

Then something happened that I couldn't believe

The sound of chains dragging down the street

It was a Zombie Christmas

It all went wrong when the day became night

Everyone in town had to run for their lives

Couldn't even check if my gift had arrived

It was a Zombie Christmas

All the angels singing:

Christmas time has come

Oh man you'd better run, run, run!

All the bells are ringing:

Christmas time is here

I hate this time of year!

Winter wonderland and a silent night

It's only gonna happen if you put up a fight

Just be careful, because they bite

It's a Zombie Christmas

They don't feel the cold when it's 50 below

You see them sucking brains out in the snow

And don't get caught beneath the mistletoe

At the Zombie Christmas

All the angels singing:

Christmas time has come

Oh man you'd better run, run, run!

All the bells are ringing:

Christmas time is here

I hate this time of year!

They came in through the chimney when the people in the house were sleeping

They didn't fill our stockings and there wasn't anywhere to hide

Well I don't want to have my last Noel

We'd better kick those zombies back to Hell

If we want to live to tell the Zombie Christmas!

All the angels singing:

Christmas time has come

Oh man you'd better run, run, run!

All the bells are ringing:

Christmas time is here

I hate this time of year!

All the angels singing:

Christmas time is here

I hate this time of year!