Jane

*DJ K La Boss scratching in "Jane" vocals*

[Erick Sermon and PMD]

Yo, what's up PMD?

Ayo coolin man, done with this album, about to take it up to Leon Wills, see what they say

Hold up man, we ain't bringing nothing up until I diss this girl, man

Aw, you ain't going to go into that Jane thing again?

You know I had to diss her! I told her don't mess with me, you know?

But why you gotta be bothering with that skeezer? That was way back in 1986!

Let me tell you how it went anyway

Hanging out late drinking a couple of brews

Turn on the radio put the shit on snooze

So when it's time to get up, the radio comes on

Blasting in my ear with the hip-hop song

Five minutes later I hear someone knocking

Yo outside yo, my stereo's rocking

Saying in my mind "Who can it be?"

It was me, the P double E M D

I said yo

I said yo

What's up trooper? I have a girl and she wants me to duke her

Why didn't you?

I woulda have been, only thing she brung along a friend

So PMD (Yo?) Why don't you do me a favor?

Chill with the bitch and I'll hook you up later

She's fly, haircut like Anita Baker

Looked up and down and said "Hmm, I'll take her"

She came in, I said "Hi my name is P"

She said "Hello my name is J-A-N-E"

I said "Jane, oh, what a nice name"

It reminds me of a high school flame

She came behind me and then she rubbed my back

She started moaning and said "Yo, let's hit the sack"

Went to my room because she was kinda bossy

Girl broke buckwild

And started playing horsey

She showed pain but inside she felt joy

Ayo she broke wild and said "Ride em cowboy!"

Three o'clock on the dot

Tired of busting her

Woke up in the morning to my record "You're a Customer"

She left me a note, she called me the master

Said next time you have to be better

Bigger

Stronger and much faster

And you don't quit, EPMD rock double

With the funky shit!