Rapper Warrior Ninja (2020)

[Intro: Eric Andre]

Ladies and gentlemen, Rapper Warrior Ninja!

Alright, Jasper, do the dizzy bat but keep rapping!

[Verse 1: Jasper Dolphin & Eric Andre]

I can't hear with some jeans on, so I had to take 'em off

Chow down on these hot peppers!

Ahh!

Wait, you gotta start rapping

Brand new whip, came with some brand new jeans

I came to this game tryna win with ease

Keep rapping

I don't even fucking rap, I'm a hype man and an actor

I don't know how to rap, I'm not even a rapper

*gunshots*

Bounce! Bounce! Bounce!

Ahhh!

Nigga, cut!

[Verse 2: Taco & Eric Andre]

Spicy?

So hot

Where do I gotta go?

Oh, oh my God— (Hahaha!)

Ow! Ahh!

Hit the button!

Yeah! Taco killed it!

[Verse 3: Pi'erre Bourne & Eric Andre]

Play that beat!

Use this microphone, usе this microphone

New microphone for you, nеw microphone

What the fuck?

Where the fuck am I going? (Hahahaha!)

[Verse 4: MadeinTYO & Eric Andre]

Yeah, cinnamon challenge!

Pop off just like rugged, uh

I got money, I got it

You know I got it in the pocket— Aw!

This nigga really just shocked me

Hold up, I'm 'gon— Oh! Oh!

[Outro: Eric Andre & Talib Kweli]

Oh shit, the celebrity guest judge, Danny Brown!

Talib Kweli! Talib Kweli! He just got here!

Ow! This is terrible

Hahaha!