Crazyland

Let me take your hat friend
Tell me what's the matter
'Round here folks call me, "The Mad Hatter"
That's Sad in the corner
With his heart on his sleeve
Talking to Regret who's never gonna leave

Over there playing pool is Fool and Lost
And tending bar tonight, that's All My Fault
We all just hang out and listen to Blues
Sing his songs, there's nothing else to do in

Crazyland
Since you said, "Goodbye"
It's been crazy, man
Lunatics, liars and also-rans
Waiting on her leaving to come back again
Here in Crazyland
Talking to yourself is the only plan
Giving up on your last give a damn
Here in Crazyland

Pick you out a stool, son
I'll buy the first round
I'll tell you how her leaving
Brought the whole house down
No, not that one, that's Sorrow's
He's over shaking hands with I Told You So

That's Out Of His Mind that just walked in
He's Ol' Insane's new best friend
It's a whole damn room full of Lost's who's whos
And you never know who you're gonna run into in

Crazyland
Since she said, "Goodbye"
It's been crazy, man
Lunatics, liars and also-rans
Waiting on her leaving to come back again
Here in Crazyland
Talking to yourself is the only plan
Giving up on your last give a damn
Here in Crazyland

I didn't catch your name, friend, sorry 'bout that
Sure nice to meet you, baby, please come back