Draining the Bar

[Verse 1]

This time you went just a little too far

Now I don't mind picking you up from some bar

And I'm used to dealing with the ways of most men

But I won't come and get you from the jailhouse again

[Verse 2]

Now I've sat and watched men fall drunk on the floor

Just like my mother and her ma before

And I was sixteen before I realised

That men could walk upright and open their eyes

[Bridge]

Gin, whisky, don't bother me none

But you're so darn proud of the things that you've done

If you're such a man with such sorrows to drown

Well how come there's always some girl

Picks you up when you fall down? (Fall down, fall down)

[Verse 3]

So you go on home and get out your guitar

Write some more songs about draining the bar

And if I'm so wise why don't I show you the door?

Cause you make me laugh

And maybe that's what God made men for