Girl Can't Dance

[Intro]

Guess you're really gorgeous

Very nearly flawless

But why didn't your ma teach you to dance?

Yes, you're really gorgeous

Your arse should win awards, yes

Why didn't your ma teach you to dance?

[Verse 1]

Jennifer, skin was like cinnamon

Took her for dinner and then to the cinema

One week, still hadn't been with her

Took her out clubbing, that's when I knew

Soon as she wiggled, it all seemed familiar

Kerry and Lydia did something similar

I've heard a rule, a line you should tread

If she can't dance, she's rubbish in bed

[Hook]

So damn pretty

Girl, can you dance?

You might be witty

But girl, can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me

But girl, can you dance?

It's such a pity

That girl, you can't dance

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Guess you're really gorgeous

Very nearly flawless

But why didn't your ma teach you to dance?

Yes, you're really gorgeous

Your arse should win awards, yes

Why didn't your ma teach you to dance?

[Verse 2]

You might have the chat and the batty to match

I'm looking good when you're sat on my life

Your body is banging, I'm happy with that

But you ain't got rhythm and that is a fact

Spilling your drink, stepping on toes

A Pussycat Doll you're not, no

Nobody's perfect, look at my lips

But you need some lessons in shaking your hips

[Hook]

So damn pretty

Girl, can you dance?

You might be witty

But girl, can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me

But girl, can you dance?

It's such a pity

That girl, you can't dance

[Verse 3]

You walk the walk and talk the talk

Know how to use a knife and fork

You smell just like a girl should smell

Mademoiselle by Chanel

Tick all the boxes except for one

It's pretty important cause it says a lot

The dancing box, that's where it's at

Cause if you've got rhythm, you're good in the sack

[Hook]

So damn pretty

Girl, can you dance?

You might be witty

But girl, can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me

But girl, can you dance?

It's such a pity

That girl, you can't dance

So damn pretty

Girl, can you dance?

You might be witty

But girl, can you dance?

I'm glad you're with me

But girl, can you dance?

It's such a pity

That girl, you can't dance