Big Deal

In a trance in France, I learned to dance
In a trance in France, I learned to dance
And got me a piece of tail
They put my body in a hotel lobby
And my soul in a neon jail

A big deal
You're gonna be a big, big deal
Trained seals are always a real big deal

They put me in a cage and they put me on stage
Then they told me I could never go home
The government paid for a place in the shade
And then my mouth began to foam

A big deal
Nobody cares how you feel
Big deal
You're gonna be a big, big deal

All of your little actions are just tourist attractions
And the kids are gonna gobble you up
They're gonna stand in a crowd, they will yell very loud
And they'll think they've fallen, fallen in love
I'm totally certain that a big red curtain's gonna rise at Carnegie Hall
And everybody that I hate is gonna find out too late that I've become

A big deal
You're gonna be a big, big deal
Trained seals are always a real big deal

Big deal
You're gonna be a big, big deal
Trained seals are always a real big deal

A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding
But I am alive, my heart is beating
A bloody mess, and I'm still bleeding
I am alive, my heart is beating

Ah, ah, ah