One, two
Well, madman drummers bummers
And Indians in the summer with a teenage diplomat
In the dumps with the mumps
All the adolescent pumps his way into his hat
With a boulder on my shoulder, feeling kinda older
I tripped the merry-go-round
With this very unpleasing sneezing and wheezing
The calliope crashed to the ground
Some all-hot half-shot was heading for the hot spot
Snapping his fingers clapping his hands
And some fleshpot mascot was tied into a lover's knot
With a whatnot in her hand
Now young Scott with a slingshot finally found a tender spot
And throws his lover in the sand
Some bloodshot forget-me-not whispers
"Daddy's within earshot, save the buckshot, turn up the band"
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
Some silicone sister with her manager's mister
Told me I got what it takes
Said, "I'll turn you on Sonny, to something strong
If you play that song with the funky break"
Go-cart Mozart checking out the weather chart
To see if it was safe to go outside
Little Early-Pearly came by in her curly-wurly
Asked me if I needed a ride
Some hazard from Harvard was skunked on beer
Playing backyard bombardier
Scotland Yard was trying hard, sent some dude with a calling card
Said, "Do what you like, don't do it here"
Some kidnapped handicap was complaining that he caught the clap
From some mousetrap he bought last night
I unsnapped his skull cap, between his ears I saw a gap
Maybe he'd be all right
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
We were blinded (blinded), blinded (blinded)
Blinded, baby, by the light
Mama always told me not to look into the sights of the sun
Oh, but mama, that's where the fun is
One, two, one, two, three
Whoa
(Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light
Blinded, blinded, blinded baby by the light)