You're So Rude

[Verse 1]

My mum she likes you, she thinks your swell

Got the makings of a dancehall girl

Your low-cut frock and your bird's nest hair

Stiletto heels and the way that you swear

She said to take you back to see my folks again

On Sunday

[Verse 2]

Why, it looks as though there's nobody in

They've all gone out to see my Auntie Renee

Don't you worry, you just come right in

I'm sure we'll pass the time 'til they come home

Well, let me take your coat, kick off your shoes

Warm your toes, try the sofa

[Instrumental Break]

[Verse 3]

It's getting dark, we'll miss the late night bus

It's only eight?

Well, I'm not takin' any chances

What's that noise? Why'd they come back so soon?

Straighten your dress, you're really looking a mess

I'll wet my socks, pretend we just got caught in the rain

Oh, you're so rude

[Instrumental Outro]