I Got Married (Interlude)

[Mama Wallace]

I was coming from work one day and my crazy son run up to me and says "Hi, mom, I got married"

I said "who in tarnation did you marry?"

He said "Oh, she's a nice girl. Oh, mom, you're gonna like her! She's the daughter you never had."

I'm not gonna tell you what I said to him because to me personally every beautiful woman that he saw, he was gonna marry them. I said "you know what? I'm not ready for this yet so I think you better keep her away from me."

Now almost every night before I [?] "may I speak to Christopher"

Such a calm, calm voice

I answered "I'm sorry, Christopher's not here. May I ask who's calling?"

"This is Faith."

"Faith?" I said "gosh, this must be the wife." So I said "Faith? Do you know to whom you're speaking?"

She said, "Miss Wallace?"

I said, "yes," and I said "may I ask you another question? How would you feel you got married and your husband keeps calling your house and you don't identify yourself or acknowledge me as a mother, you as a wife. How do you think your mother would feel?"

And she goes, "I know how you feel, but Christopher told me stay away from you."

Hahahahahaha

I said, "to be honest with you, I did, I did tell him that"