Dearly Beloved

[Intro]

Alright

Here we go

[Verse 1]

Good morning, dearly beloved

We are gathered here today

To watch two people we know make a big mistake

They'll stand up at the alter

And solemnly swear "I do"

They'll be together forever

'Til they find somebody new

[Verse 2]

Her daddy's in the front row

Muttering "Oh no, here we go again"

They had a couple dates

Now she's three months late

And it's twenty bucks a plate I spent, oh

[Verse 3]

Good morning, dearly beloved

I'd like to welcome ya'll

To see the side effects of sex and alcohol

Please bow your heads and join me

In a prayer for these two

Who'll be together forever

'Til they find somebody new

Alright!

[Verse 4]

The bride is a flirt and the groom is worse

As he's putting the ring on her

He's checking out the bridesmaids

Thinking that he might take

The maid of honor's honor, oh

[Verse 5]

Welcome, dearly beloved

We are here this afternoon

To throw rice as these two

Drive down the road to ruin

With cans tied to the bumper

And a draggin' muffler too

They'll be together forever

'Til they find somebody new

[Outro]

So raise your glass and join me

Here's to the bride and groom

They'll be together forever

'Til they find somebody new

Ya'll come back, ya hear now?

Thanks Dad

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