All My Women

I fell in love with a crazy bitch
She fucked me good, she's a lunatic
But that's how I like my women
She keyed my truck, she stole my dog (woof, woof!)
She broke my heart, then I lost my job
And that's only the beginning (you're fired)

She's my future ex-wife (ay)
We're moving real fast
She's got me by my balls
She's a pain in my ass
But that's how I like

My women, head spinning 'round and 'round like an exorcism
It really turns me on (whoa), I like my ladies real crazy
Bring it up, 'cause that shit don't faze me
She might be (might be) just a little crazier than me

Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Na-na-na-na-na
Just a little crazier than me

I fell in love with a narcissist
Her dad walked out, and her mom's a bitch
She's psycho, but that's a given (what's up, HARDY?)
She got a Bible verse tatted on her ass
Never been to church, not to mention that
One more DUI sends her to prison (I love you)
But that's how I like

My women, head spinning 'round and 'round like an exorcism
It really turns me on (whoa), I like my ladies real crazy
Bring it up, 'cause that shit don't faze me
She might be (might be) just a little crazier than me

She's a little bit bipolar
She tells me that it's over
And asked me to come over again

She's my future ex-wife
And we're moving too fast
She got me by my balls
She's a pain in my ass, right?
But that's how I like
Yeah, just how I like

My women, head spinning 'round and 'round like an exorcism
It really turns me on (whoa), how I like my ladies real crazy
Bring it up, 'cause that shit don't faze me
She might be (might be) just a little crazier than (yeah)
She might be just a little crazier than me

My women, head spinning 'round and 'round like an exorcism
It really turns me on (whoa), just a little crazier than me
My women, head spinning (yeah), my women, head spinning
She might (might be) be just a little crazier than me