I’m Not a Vampire (Revamped)

Well, I'm not a vampire, but I feel like one
Sometimes I sleep all day 'cause I hate the sunlight
My hands are always shaking, body's always aching
And the dark is when I feed
Well, I can lure any woman that I want to in my bed with me

And whiskey seems to be my holy water
And mothers, better lock your doors and hide your daughters

'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

Well, I'm not a zombie, but I feel like one today
Self-induced comatose, chemical daze
My head is always spinning from this dizzy blurry vision
And my stomach has had enough
I feel like a lady that is pregnant with a baby
'Cause I'm always throwing up

And hi, my name is Ronnie, I'm an addict
And daddy should've never raised me on Black Sabbath

I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all hope

When will you mortals believe?
I just want the world to bleed
Lust at the sight of your blood
I swear to God, I am not a

So God bless all of you now

'Cause I'm going straight to hell
And I'm taking you down with me
Because you know damn well

So I sharpen my teeth 'cause I love the way it feels
When I sink into your skin and draw the only thing that's real
You don't believe me, should I write it in blood?
You better drive that fucking stake
Right down my heart and try to run
Motherfucker, I'm a vampire

'Cause I'm insane, I can feel it in my bones
Coursing through my veins, when did I become so cold?
For goodness sakes, where is my self-control?
If home is where my heart is, then my heart has lost all
Heart has fucking lost all, heart has lost all hope

All hope, my heart has lost all hope