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False Advertising

Alopecia

Release date: 21st April 2016

From BrainlessTrack 12:51

Rock Music Alternative

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About This Track

"Alopecia" is a track by False Advertising, from the album Brainless, released 21st April 2016. The track is 2:51 long. It's filed under Rock. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 2 articles about False Advertising.

About the Artist

False Advertising

False Advertising

Lyrics

Alopecia

I've been watching myself,
Driving me round the bend.
I'm in the moment
But my brain does not attend.
Struck by a perfect mirror image scene.
But a defect was somehow left for me.

I hope my hair don't fall out.
I hope my hair don't fall out.
I hope my hair don't fall out.
I hope my hair don't fall out.

Guilt ridden fever pits
Are stifled by my friends.
In one fell swoop I'll knuckle down
And I'll pretend, that
–You'll be, happy, happy
Another reason this was meant for me.

(Don't fall out) x4

Tell me...
You'll be...
Happy, happy, happy.
Lonely, lonely, lonely.

(Don't fall out) x2

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Brainless

2:512016

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Album

False Advertising

22nd April 2016

Track number

1

Release year

2016

1Alopecia
2:51
2Give It Your Worst
2:40
3You're Too Slow
2:48
4Piece of My Mind
3:38

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False Advertising — Wasted Days (from Brainfreeze) [3:01]
False Advertising — We've Heard This All Before (from Brainfreeze) [3:04]
False Advertising — You Won't Feel Love (from Brainfreeze) [3:47]
False Advertising — You Weren't in My Dream (from Brainfreeze) [1:05]
False Advertising — So Long (from Brainfreeze) [5:50]
False Advertising — You Said (from Brainfreeze) [3:42]
False Advertising — At the Top (from Brainfreeze) [2:52]
False Advertising — Uncomfortable (from Brainfreeze) [3:49]
False Advertising — Influenza (from Brainfreeze) [3:34]
False Advertising — Personal Gain (from Brainfreeze) [3:17]
False Advertising — Reading It Wrong (from Brainfreeze) [4:13]
False Advertising — I Think I Got My Wish (from I Would Be so Much Happier If I Just Stopped Caring - EP) [3:48]
False Advertising — It's Been a While (from I Would Be so Much Happier If I Just Stopped Caring - EP) [3:55]
False Advertising — Hey You (from I Would Be so Much Happier If I Just Stopped Caring - EP) [3:15]
False Advertising — Honest (from I Would Be so Much Happier If I Just Stopped Caring - EP) [3:19]
False Advertising — Not My Fault (from I Would Be so Much Happier If I Just Stopped Caring - EP) [3:22]
False Advertising — Sigh (from Brainless) [3:27]
False Advertising — Piece of My Mind (from Brainless) [3:38]
False Advertising — Give It Your Worst (from Brainless) [2:40]
False Advertising — You're Too Slow (from Brainless) [2:48]
False Advertising — Alopecia [2:51]

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