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False Advertising – Alopecia | Track profile | Dork

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False Advertising

Alopecia

From Brainless2:51

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"Alopecia" is a track by False Advertising, from the album Brainless. The track is 2:51 long. Dork has published 2 articles about False Advertising.

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False Advertising are back with the single 'Don't Ask Me' and a lobstery new video

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With their new album out now, the Manchester trio are ready to make a noise.

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