Loose Booty

Booty, booty

Well, here's a story about a floppy romp

All in all it seemed so fun

You got a rotten bladder and bad kidneys

That's why she wears plastic sheets

Her butt, it drags along the street

Now there are no room for me

She'd be so pretty if she went on a diet

Come on, fat bitch, just try it

Fat girl

She tried to sit on me

Fat girl

She's way too fat for me

Fat girl

Maximum density

Fat girl

She tried to squeeze the shit out of me

Loose booty

Loose booty

Big ol' bitty had a buffalo butt

You thought that was big, you should've seen her gut

On her butt was a sign that said "Wide Load"

She's so big, she's got her own zip code

That lady can house a family of four

Give me a chimichanga, please señor

She was so obese, she broke my bed

All fat chicks give good head

Fat girl

Her legs looked like cottage cheese

Fat girl

There's just so much left to squeeze

Fat girl

Her scent, it makes me wheeze

Fat girl

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I ain't' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by

Loose booty

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Booty booty

You beat the herd of Guernseys And you took first prize

Loose booty

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Fat girl

She tried to eat me

Fat girl

She's a real live rolly-polly

Fat girl

She think's I'm ice cream

Fat girl

Yeeeech, She's fuckin' ugly

I ain't' gonna touch you, gonna walk on by

Loose booty

When I see you wolfin' down those marshmallow pies

Booty booty

My brother's in the crack juice, it's his second dive

Stinky Booty

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Stinky stinky booty

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