Crackhead Ted

[Chorus]

Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs still bleed

[Post-Chorus]

When I looked in the bag there was nothing left

There's blood on the walls from all the cigarettes

And the 40 ounce in my hand is getting dry

Party like this is like working full time

[Chorus]

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids

Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin

I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win

If I can win then you can lose

Take the cash I'll take the booze

[Verse 1]

Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me

Liqu' store robbery, gimme your money

Liquor store robbery, everybody look at me

Liqu' store robbery

[Chorus]

Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

[Post-Chorus]

When I looked in the bag there was nothing left

There was blood on the wall from the cigarettes

And the 40 in my hand is getting dry

A party like this is like working full time

[Chorus]

I've been smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

I've been cooking crack, kicking back, selling it to kids

Shooting guns, 'cause it's fun on heroin

I've been wasting time, chugging wine, just to see if I can win

If I can win then you can lose

Take the cash I'll take the booze

Well I was smoking rock, kicking ass, taking lots of pills

Drinking beer like a queer, bombing lots of hills

So fucked up on beer and weed

My stomach overflows and my lungs will bleed

[Verse 2]

And shooting guns, just for fun 'cause I am American

Lived awhile, I don't know how, just so I can drink again

Pulled out 20 dollar, just like you're my best friend

Just so I can do it again