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Max Can't Surf

Release date: 30th September 2012

From FidlarTrack 62:39

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About This Track

"Max Can't Surf" is a track by FIDLAR, from the album Fidlar, released 30th September 2012. The track is 2:39 long. It's filed under Alternative. Full lyrics are available below. Dork has published 9 articles about FIDLAR.

About the Artist

FIDLAR

FIDLAR

Lyrics

Max Can't Surf

He's got a static shape,
He's got a static shape,
In the taco I'm sleeping in,
Playing video games.

Quit smoking two packs a day,
He's got dogs stuck in his legs.
I smoke weed if my baby lets me,
Or I won't get laid,
Or I won't get laid.

And Max can't surf,
Max can't surf,
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work.
But God knows he's got no balance.

Message from the dog here,
It's just a small routine,
Giving all shit on a full grown man,
Trying the best still I can.

Gotta change the focus,
Tore away, escaping.
Stop wearing tight jeans,
And pull on some long shirts.

And Max can't surf,
Max can't surf,
He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he's got no balance.

Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day,
Smoking two packs a day.

He gets real stoned and tries to make it work
But God knows he's such a jerk.

Lyrics provided by LRCLIB

Track details

From Fidlar

2:392012

Listen

Album

12th April 2011

Track number

6

Release year

2012

2Oh
2:21
3Wait For The Man
1:48
5Whore
3:40
6Max Can't Surf
2:39

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