Bowser

[Hook: AJ Tracey]

My princess don’t need no saving

I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in

Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it

And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him

I’m sitting at the top of my castle

I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking

I don’t know about tryna be friends

Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

My princess don’t need no saving

I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in

Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it

And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him

Sitting at the top of my castle

I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking

I don’t know about tryna be friends

Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

[Verse 1: PK]

I am the king of this castle, dun know

Bowser don’t live here no more

If I see you in my fortress, it’s all peak cuh you will get bored

In my backpack, I’ve got my Zelda sword

Ready for the war

Troublesome yout on the road, of course

Defend the mandem, united like Luke Shaw

Man get turned to a cooked course

Bare energy like Coke and Mentos

You don’t wanna see me get mental

Man ah don’t play no games on Nintendo

If I see a victim, man are gonna pitch him

Like I was a don

Playing at baseball, you don’t wanna see me get awol

Tings get dark in the place like Akon

Cook my beef with an apron

Chef PK, yeah, I’ve got the ladle

Ain’t gonna be gravy when I come through

Man ah man are shaky

Take your lady

Princess Peach with the fat back’s weighty

079 your babes cause I’m cheeky, man wanna beef me

When I turn Wolverine on these neeks

Split your chest and carve it like cakey

Donkey Kong, just punch up Luigi

[Hook: AJ Tracey]

My princess don’t need no saving

I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in

Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it

And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him

I’m sitting at the top of my castle

I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking

I don’t know about tryna be friends

Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

My princess don’t need no saving

I’m the Bowser, I'm tryna get cake in

Fuck a hero type, I ain’t hearing it

And if a man wanna run up, I’ll bake him

Sitting at the top of my castle

I’m a pagan, I’ve got bruddas shaking

I don’t know about tryna be friends

Lizzy is the only friend us man are making

[Verse 2: AJ Tracey]

Yeah, I need more room

Tell a bad gyal come and get your portion

Girls get wet like an IKEA storeroom

Bare wet, make a star slide like a ballroom

Pagans, here's a likkle tip

If you wanna beef man, then approach with caution

Cuh I'm on kidnap extortion

Young Gs bang straps, I ain't gotta force 'em

You ain't got a 44, you're four-less

Drop man's head on full health, that's flawless

No babylon, we're lawless

Big swam full of big teeth like a walrus

Don't square up to my face

Cuh mandem can get a cold hook like my chorus

Your flow's full of bare holes, it's porpoise

Chat bad, make him hold shell like a tortoise

I'm not a yout like Sam-I-am

Try man, you can get slapped with the tan

Fiend in a snapback, cat in a hat

Serve man in a south park something like Stan

Yeah, see man out with the gang

Yeah, all of these rocks I slang

Fiends need a doctor, call a man Seuss

Cause I'm serving 'em all green eggs and ham

Trap hard in the bando, big tool

Run up on who with who, you fool?

You man are workers, you man are earning a monkey

For a week's work, not cool

Father a likkle Rugrat in my sector

Stomp on a man like Bowser

Bet you thought I was gonna say Reptar

Princess Peach, man are out for the nectar