I Write Sins Not Tragedies

[Verse 1]

Oh, well, imagine

As I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor

And I can't help but to hear

No, I can't help but to hear an exchanging of words

"What a beautiful wedding!

What a beautiful wedding!”, says a bridesmaid to a waiter

"And yes, but what a shame, what a shame

The poor groom's bride is a whore"

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people evеr heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much bettеr to face these kinds of things

With a sense of

[Verse 2]

Oh, well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way

I mean, technically our marriage is saved

Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Oh! Well, in fact

Well, I'll look at it this way

I mean, technically our marriage is saved

Well, this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne

Pour the champagne

[Chorus]

I chimed in with a, "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of

[Post-Chorus]

Poise and rationality

Again

[Chorus]

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of poise and rationality

I chimed in, "Haven't you people ever heard of

Closing the goddamn door?!"

No, it's much better to face these kinds of things

With a sense of

[Post-Chorus]

Poise and rationality

Again