Battle Scars Parody

[Lupe Fiasco]:

Hope his belly fills but it never does

That’s 'cos he at war with fudge

Yeah he at war with fudge

[Guy Sebastian]:

Those cookie jars

That Wippa keeps raiding

Don't look like he'll ever fade away

Has anyone checked how much he weighs

Those cookies

[Lupe Fiasco]:

There's not a lot of room inside of you and me

But Wippa he can fit maybe like two or three (his fat arse)

Or couple honey cookies, nothing sugar free

Look inside his kitchen man

It's like he on a cooking spree

[Fitzy]:

Even Lupe thinks you've had enough

Astounded by four massive gut

And he was just like 'woah' (hang on)

Another hot chicken hero on your way home

Filling up your ice-cream cone

There's another Toblerone

[Wippa]:

Have a look at what you blokes have done

If you give a man a snack he's gonna take a ton

I'm eating for Australia, I ask who's side you're on

Guy, here's the mic, I need to smash a custard bun

[Guy Sebastian]:

You always have a look, then it's just too much

I've seen him eat a carrot but it's covered in fudge

He'll settle down for junk food 'cos it feels better

But that's the only reason he can't fit into his sweater

He's eating for the best, the best we've ever had

He'll never leave a buffet without a doggy bag

It'll never be over until you tell him it's closing

Those cookie jars

That Wippa keeps raiding

Don't look like he'll ever fade away

Has anyone checked how much he weighs

Those cookies

[All]:

That Wippa keeps raiding

Don't look like he'll ever fade away

Has anyone checked how much he weighs

Those cookies

[Wippa]:

(woa, can we just stop it there, I don't know why I joined in

It's just disappointing you guys are laughing at the fat guy

That’s hungry all the time)

[Fitzy]:

(Tell Lupe what you had for breakfast, lunch and tea the other day)

[Wippa]:

(Coco-pops)

[Lupe Fiasco]:

(so odd, I don’t think that we should talk about it)

[Wippa]:

(Yea righto, Guy Sebastian and Lupe Fiasco, thanks team, what do we owe you for the session?)

[Lupe Fiasco]:

(Yea that's right, fees, I need two hundred thousand dollars)

[Guy Sebastian]:

(Sweet)