(European B-Side)

Finally in the meantime since you paid for my room

I thought I'd write the European B-side or two

See, Mr. Merry's in the garden

Trying to tie his high-top shoes

Johnny's off of daff'dill mountain

Praying for the news, yeah

And oh, what a piece I am

And oh, what a piece I am

If you— If you'd be my friend

And thanks to all that you made me replace

For all you gave to me you left on my face, yeah

See, Mr. Merry is the garden

Bella's taking ludes

Daddy's off without a pardon

But nothing left to lose, yeah

And oh, what a piece I am

And oh, what a piece I am

If you— If you'd be my friend

Be my friend

And oh, what a piece I am

And oh, what a piece I am

If you— If you'd—

Oh, what a piece I am

Oh, what a piece I am

If you— If you'd be my friend

Be my friend

And oh, what a piece I am

Oh, what a piece I am

If you— Would you?

(Hoo, there we go)

Do-do-do-do-do

Okay