Nowhere

[Verse 1]

She wanted a hotel with a lobby

He penciled her in as a hobby

Jimmy and Johnny go kamikazes

Tom's 30 years buildin' the business

Were not enough to keep him in it

Now it's born 100 proof forgiveness

[Chorus 1]

Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar

It's nowhere near, its nowhere far

It doesn't matter who you are

God save the radio star

Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar

You can bring your dream guitar

Sing me song of days gone far

We can get away, away

[Verse 2]

She had a face, he had a problem

She was a Jew, he was a Muslim

Now they're hiding out in old Jerusalem

They had a son, they name him Cegrid

C gave them something to believe in

If you can blink, you can't conceive him

[Chorus 2]

Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar

It's nowhere near, its nowhere far

It doesn't matter who you are

God save the shooting star

Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar

You can bring your dream guitar

Sittin' with the band from Mars

We can get away, away

[Interlude]

Away

Away

Away

[Verse 3]

Where did you go Dr. Jebago?

Rome, Solaren, or free Key Largo

Turn around in Caba Wabo

Iron John powered up to rally

Gonna hit the floor with Mustang Sally

1, 2, 3 your off back to Cali'

[Chorus 3]

Let's go down to the Nowhere Bar

It's nowhere near, it's nowhere far

We'll drink a toast to FDR

God save the silver star

Let's to down to the Nowhere Bar

Trade in your old VCR

Solo with the band from Mars

Taxi! To the Nowhere Bar

One thousand bets he'll leave the bar

Diamonds, pesos, or giras

There goes the Hollywood Star

Come on down to the Nowhere Bar

Download into your toolbar

A calus potion or Shangri-La

We can get a-

Get on down to the Nowhere Bar

She's sitting on your handle bars

Everywhere, your NPRs

God save the Ringo Star

Only down at the Nowhere Bar

Your as special as your are

Shine no more men along that bar

We can get away, away