This Body Pays the Bill$

[Intro]

It's because I know she's a disaster

A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

And now I know that she's the one for me

[Verse 1]

I'm finding that I can no longer deny it

The risk of perjury

But my only hope

I can find my way back without being a casualty

With every blink of an eye she will constantly try

To destroy everything with a will to survive

But it's alright if you ask me

I'll go all night cause in this case anything goes

They want, you need to see

[Chorus]

It's because I know she's a disaster

A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency

The bane of our society

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me

[Verse 2]

So take your best shot

I hope your hand is steady

Because we all know that your aim's not

Too dead on or accurate

You couldn't hit a fly

If you were standing in a pile of shit

Shake yourself off

Let me give you a word of advice

And just save yourself while you still can

Shake yourself off

And don't even think twice about it

Save yourself while you still can

I don't think that you understand

[Chorus]

It's because I know she's a disaster

A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency

The bane of our society

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me

[Bridge]

Shake yourself off

And don't even think twice about it

Save yourself while you still can

I'm finding that I can no longer deny it

The risk of perjury

But my only hope

I can find my way back without being a casualty

[Chorus]

It's because I know she's a disaster

A walking mess, a master of misery

She's everything that possibly could go wrong

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she will always be

My third degree for alarm, emergency

The bane of our society

She'll always be a lifelong tragedy

That's how I know that she's the one for me