Adam & Eve

[Verse 1]

I look for sparks every night, just after dark

They pump the words into the chambers of my heart

And I spy with my little eye, the world go by

I'm turning other people's problems into mine

[Refrain 1]

And oh, what if it's all just make believe?

I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve

I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees

I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave

[Chorus]

Who invented love?

It must've been something of an accident

Who invented love?

A little more than coincidence

I've been looking for an antidote

I think I found something of an overdose

Oh, who invented love?

I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat

[Verse 2]

And there they go, Juliet and Romeo

They wouldn't bother if they knew the things I know

But they'll keep on going, keep on growing grayer hair

And fight about what's on TV though neither of them care

[Refrain 2]

And oh, what if I rewrote history?

I wouldn't have let Adam eat Eve

I wouldn't have learned the birds and the bees

I wouldn't have let, I wouldn't have let you leave, oh

[Chorus]

Who invented love?

It must've been something of an accident

Who invented love?

A little more than coincidence

I've been looking for an antidote

I think I found something of an overdose

Oh, who invented love?

I'd like to track them down and grab them by the

[Bridge]

Adam and Eve, Tarzan and Jane

Homer and Marge all did the same

Bonnie and Clyde, Turner and Swann

Alabama Worley and her only one

[Chorus]

Who invented love?

It must've been something of an accident

Who invented love?

A little more than coincidence

I've been looking for an antidote

I think I found something of an overdose

Oh, who invented love?

I'd like to track them down and grab them by the throat