Dancin’ Fool

One, two, three, four

I don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
And both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right

I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

I hear that beat, I jump outa my seat
But I can't compete, 'cause I'm a

Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool

The disco folks all dressed up
Like they's fit to kill
I walk on in and see 'em there
I walk on in and see 'em there
When they see me comin'
They all steps aside
They has a fit while I commit
My social suicide, I'm a

Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool

The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
(Wrong)
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
(Wrong)
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong
The beat goes on and I'm so wrong

I may be totally wrong
Dancin' fool
I may be totally wrong
Dancin' fool

I got it all together now
With my very own disco clothes, hey
My shirt's half open, just to show you my chain
And the spoon for up my nose

I am really somethin'
That's what you'd probably say
So smoke your little smoke, drink your little drink
While I dance the night away

I'm a dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
Dancin' fool (dancin' fool)
Dancin' fool
He's a dancin' fool

I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a
I may be totally wrong but I'm a fool, yeah

Say darlin', can I buy ya a drink?
Are you waitin' for Mister Goodbar?
Well, here he is
Wait a minute, I've got it
You're an Italian
You're Jewish?
Love your nails
You must be a Libra