Mean Mr. Mustard

Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park

Shaves in the dark

Trying to save paper

Sleeps in a hole in the road

Saving up to buy him some clothes

Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose

Such a mean old man (Yes, a mean old man!)

Such a mean old man (I agree, a mean old man!)

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

Such a mean old man

His sister Pam works in a shop

She never stops

She's a go-getter

Takes him out to look at the Queen

Only place that he's ever been

Always shouts out something obscene

Such a dirty old man (Dirty old man?)

Such a dirty old man (Yes, a dirty old man!)

Such a dirty old man

Such a dirty old man