Samurai

[Verse 1]

She's got a photographic memory

Remembers everything I ever said

And she don't hesitate to remind me

Whenever she feels like it

She's a wordsmith and an acrobat

Judge Judy on a yoga mat

And rhyme or reason don't stand a chance

In an argument

[Chorus]

She's a samurai with a glass of wine

Chopping it up with me and the guys

She's a gangster and a ride or die

In a messy bun

No one could ever disagree

She's perfect for me

[Verse 2]

Her еye gets lazy when shе catches a buzz

And she laughs it off when I poke fun

And gives it right back when I do something dumb

Which happens often

She's shoots me a look when I say a bad word

Acts surprised and clenches her pearls

But in the same breath, we talk a whole lotta mess

About what some tramp was wearing

[Chorus]

She's a samurai with a glass of wine

Chopping it up with me and the guys

She's a gangster and a ride or die

In a messy bun

No one could ever disagree

She's perfect for me

[Bridge]

Oh my heaven

What an impression you left on me

When I saw you standing there

I told my best friend she looks like Debbie Gibson

With watercoloured hair

And I want to shake her love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love

[Verse 3]

She mastered the art of comfortable silence

She pushes the limits of culinary science

The fried chicken is always dry

But I pretend to love it

She's the secret service in Lululemon's

SEAL Team Six hunting for villains

She got my back and is ready and willing

To take all comers

[Chorus]

She's a samurai with a glass of wine

Chopping it up with me and the guys

She's a gangster and a ride or die

In a messy bun

No one could ever disagree

She's perfect for me

[Bridge]

Oh my heaven

What an impression you left on me

When I saw you standing there

Told my best friend she looks like Debbie Gibson

With watercoloured hair

And I want to shake her love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love

Shake your love

I just can't shake your love