Jumping the Shark

[Verse 1]

Mom, I know I let you down

And though you say these days are happy

Why's the power off and I'm fucked up?

And mom, I know made dad proud

But never say your son's a preacher

When the boy can't fill a steeple, oh, I said

[Chorus]

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I want a new life

[Instrumental Interlude]

[Chorus]

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I want a new life

[Verse 2]

One as an adult

So, I'm coming home tonight

No matter what the cost

And if the plane goes down

Or if the crew can't wake me up

Just know that I'm alright

Oh, I was not afraid to die

And even if there's songs to sing

Or grandchildren you'll never meet

It might not be that time

No, I was not afraid to die

'Cause I put more faith in TV shows

Than I ever have some holy ghost

You know you've played a part

But after everything went dark

I started, I started...

[Chorus]

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I started jumping the shark

I want a new life