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Funkoars

The Reason

Release date: 17th June 2006

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About This Track

"The Reason" is a track by Funkoars, from the album The Greatest Hits, released 17th June 2006. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Funkoars

Funkoars

Lyrics

The Reason

[Intro: Sample]

Good night my friend

The silence coming down on me

The things you said, the words you said were not for me

And the road that I have to run (is so long)

Have no time to hang around (now so long)

[Verse 1: Sesta]

Find me around the last house from the left in the car

With a dark figure cigar and hard liquor

Harpinture bar spitter, [?]

You ain't up to par with this hard hitting [?]

Just after chart remains the bar you case

That can't remain with half these names

Park your fame in corner of the street

You're looking like your bitch period late

Nice behaviour, duck tape and taser

My flavour, laughing at the deaths in the pavement

You saviour, role model, creacher, teacher

Send the motherfuckers to ether

I'm feeling like fuck this, fuck that, fuck him, fuck her

Fuck the beats, of course, fuck the world, hey

I've got a binge slap for everyone who want it

And this is the pure product

[Hook: Sesta (Sample)]

We the reason you quit, we the reason you spit

We the reason you ain't worth shit

Can't believe the thought or fact the oars

Are back, we the reason MC's leave peaceful

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason ('cause you ain't shit)

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason (your crew ain't shit)

(Your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't)

(Do that-do that...do that-do that shit)

[Verse 2: Trials]

My porn slam, your fucking face of your fan

Like, give up that walkman, now walk man

Now you half-stepping in a mine field

Full of white rappers and past efforts of veterans ideals

There's no hiding, the odds of surviving

A drunk drive whiling with five cunts piled in

Spin, hit the island, bright lights [?]

To ward the hospital ward where they lay silent

Bright lights [?] to ward their lord

Driver escapes unscaved and walks from core

I'm from the place where they expect me to be an

Accessory to a [?] fashion accessory but fuck it

I'ma go against the [?], you know the name

I'm the picture of health stuck inside a broken frame

A funkoar, [?] binge

Drinking on my buck's night, sticking bitches with my ring finger

[Hook: Sesta (Sample)]

We the reason you quit, we the reason you spit

We the reason you ain't worth shit

Can't believe the thought or fact the oars

Are back, we the reason MC's leave peaceful

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason ('cause you ain't shit)

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason (your crew ain't shit)

(Your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't)

(Do that-do that...do that-do that shit)

[Verse 3: Hons]

We lost a battle, [?] in a dark alley

Looked into the eyes of death through a blood stained bally

I hacked the [?] until the hatchet turns red

I won't let you die, I'll show you things worse than death

Eyes picked at the [?], take out the two limbs

Til the ligaments [?] the back like loose shoe strings

And this is how we do things on a blood stained paper

This ain't Wes Craven, I'm the right hand of Satan

This ain't the mainstream, this some dirty [?]

On top of the food chain, crowned the kings of this rap world

I think that ain't true, that's some funny shit

I only rock shows to find a pretty bitch to bump [?] with

On some scummy shit, brush the crumb from the shoulder

[?] I could paint your girl's body like a whole car

Get them hands up, like David Blaine made them levitate

And make some noise for the 'Oars, Australian hip hop heavyweights

[Hook: Sesta (Sample)]

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason ('cause you ain't shit)

We the reason, we the reason

We the reason (your crew ain't shit)

(Your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't shit, your crew ain't)

(Do that-do that...do that-do that shit)

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Track details

From The Greatest Hits

2006
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Album
The Greatest Hits
The Greatest Hits
Funkoars
21st July 2006
Release year
2006
  1. —The Symphony
  2. —Blackout
  3. —And Now for Something Completely Different...
  4. —C.O.T.Y
  5. —Hurro
  6. —Meet the Family
  7. —The Greatest Hit
  8. —The Reason
  9. —What I Want
  10. —You Know It
  11. —Da Na Na
  12. —Masterpiece

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Writer
Hons, Sesta, Trials
Producer
Sesta
Mastering Engineer
Neville Clark
Mixing Engineer
DJ Reflux
Recording Engineer
Heat Vision & Jack
Turntables
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