Nerd Rage

This is dedicated... to all my scientists

Who were down from day one

[hook: funky49]

Nerd (RAGE!) x3 I got, I got

Nerd (RAGE!) x3 I got, I got

[verse1: funky49]

Nerd rage is my state of rhyme

Separate from church and my state of mind

Rigid beliefs got no appeal, tis

Season for reason is how I feel, I

Appreciate Christ parables but not

Guilt to burn my D&D manuals, Harry

Potter ain’t teaching kids spells but its

Magical how reading helps you spell well

Young Earth creationists damn I'm pissed cause

Fred and Dino Flintstone is your gist

Dinosaurs went "rawh rawh" hey, but

Adam didn't ride 'em in back his hey day

Pope Palpatine leads creeps, in-

Appropriate touching with all the young sheep

Father figure smoke screen there’s fire

Burning in your own hell is my desire

[verse2: mCRT]

Fuck you. You subvert what you know to be truth

Fuck your agenda

And the way you try to bend the rules

If you've got God on your side

Who gives a damn if you lie?

So I'll reiterate: fuck you, I hope you die

Of cancer of the AIDS or some other disease

So you'll vanish right along with your hypocrisy

So hit me up with your

Falsified documents of nonsense

Just keep on praying for fiery rain and apocalypse

I've gotta bitch 'bout you, you and

Your friends are all liars

I fucking hate you and I really hope you die in a fire

Cause you're playing with fire

You are about to get burned

Christian Science is a fucking contradiction in terms

You say you give it all over to the guy in the sky

But when you see the white light

You slide into an MRI

Your beliefs a little bit of ironic mojo jojo

Don't believe in evolution but you act like a bonobo

[verse3: funky49]

I can’t stand it, how you damn shit

Information wants to be free so hack the planet

Atoms to atoms and dust to dust

Reproduce your data or I can't trust you much

Disrobe Kobe of magic bracelets, face it

Baller bling is for basket cases

Crystal balls tarot real like Jack Sparrow

Your facts skinny like Mia Farrow

Scandal schism, fundamentalism

How bout some fucking tolerant decisions?

Be impassioned but rational no screechin'

Question everything even pulpit preachin'

Living life so when you die, you ex-

Pect high fives from a guy in the sky, I

Rage at beliefs only out of a page

Get out the Middle Ages and

Join the Space Age, nerd rage!