What You Need (I Got It)

You got to step out the corner, man

You know I got what you need, man

Here’s the jingle:

Oh!

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

Uh!

I got headphones

I got tent poles

I got ten toes with ingrowns

I got pitbulls

You hit the jackpot, man

You in the end zone

How much you want to spend, baby?

‘S’all it depends on

Banjo strings and sandal strings

Ham strings, candle strings, and cuff links

Got bangles, Kangols, and Cadillac handles

Come back next week, I teach y’all to tango

No hassle, man. No haggle. Come on!

Ain’t nothin’ too shameful

This is my corner, baby

Ain’t no price painful, they ain’t no exchange though

But I will take your dollars, pennies, pounds and pesos

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

I got bow ties, blow flies, and oh-mys

I got clothes driers, all-righters, and coat hangers

I got needle-nose pliers, front row to the Globetrotters

You buy some one-liners, I’ll throw in some yo’ mommas

Oh!

No credit, no credit, no problem

You’ll be ridin’ and stylin’ in a Honda lowrider in no time

No baby, it comes with no tires, it’s just exposed wires but it rides so

Quiet

Yeah!

No whiners! I told ya’ll before man – you break it, you buy it

Come on! Make me an offer, baby, buy me out

All here on the corner right here, right now

So what you need, what you need?

Uh!

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

Oh, yeah, you know I got your size

Yeah. What? Extra small?

Okay, well, wh-wh-what we’ll do is just shrink down a large

You know what I mean?

It’ll be all good. No problem

How much you got on you?

That’s enough

I got girls gone wild, cab drivers gone wild

The world gone wild, rabbis gone wild

President gone wild, but hey!

Then again, it’s just reruns on CNN

It’s what ever y’all want carte blanche

The Vice-President’s book

Called Memoirs of a Heart Throb

But all your favorites to sell paperback

Hell no, you can’t take it back! You said Betamax!

Come on now people, I gotta pay the rent!

Paper clips, shaving kits, Raisinettes, laser pens

Baken-Ets, cigarettes made of [?] and vinaigrette

I got some cable knits made by kids from Bangladesh

Lettuce, numbers, cumbers, shit you can buy a vowel

All on the corner right here, right now

I take gold cards, Chase cards, green cards, the race cards

And any legal tender with a white man in the center

Uh!

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need

That’s right, y’all

Step up! Step up!

We got everything you need

And on top all that, I’m a nice guy

Feel me? Ladies, come on through

Wai-wai-wai-wait, where you goin’?!

Come back from across the street, [?]

You want it baby, I got it

You need it baby, come get it

You want it baby, I got whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha need, whatcha

Need