Free Money Interlude

[Interlude]

Step right up, step right up

You, sir, right there

We're giving away free money

It's so easy

There's no way for you to lose

All you gotta do is just put all your money on the table

You can make it back five times if you prevail

It's a guarantee, it's a lock

You can win all the money

Oh my God, fuck you

Just put all the money on the table right here

Just follow the card, it's easy

Congratulations, you lose