Please Operator (Could You Trace This Call)

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinking

Which dirty beer hall

And send a cab driver to call for me here

No need to describe me

Because I am not all here

She told me to get lost and that's what I did

But I've done it so well, I don't know where I hid

And she swore she'll never see me again

Hell, I'll never find me in the shape that I'm in

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinkin'

Which dirty beer hall

And send a cab driver to call for me here

No need to describe me

'Cause I ain't all here

Now I had to ask myself if I were me

If I was out drinkin', just where would I be

Then I thumbnailed a label and there I appeared

Hidin' out in the bottle behind a three-day-old beard

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinkin'

Which dirty beer hall

And send a cab driver to call for me here

No need to describe me

'Cause I ain't all here

Now I may be lonely but I'm never alone

'Cause I've been beside myself since she's been gone

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinkin'

Which dirty beer hall

And send a cab driver to call for me here

And if he could fine me, ill buy him a beer

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinkin'

Which dirty beer hall

And send a cab driver to call for me here

Ill be beside myself to pour him a beer

Please operator

Could you trace this call

Find out where I'm drinkin'

Which dirty beer hall