Alright Guy

[Verse 1]

You know just the other morning

I was hanging around in my house

I had that old book with pictures of Madonna naked

And I was checking it out

Just then a friend of mine came to the door

She said she never pegged me for a scum-bag before

Said she didn't ever want to see me no more

And I still don't why

[Chorus]

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm an alright guy

Well I just want to live until I gotta die

I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try

I think I'm an alright guy

I think I'm alright

[Verse 2]

This one time for medicinal purposes they forced me to smoke some dope

I'm pretty sure I can still be the President

But I don't think I'll ever get to be the Pope

Well I get wild and I know I get drunk

It's not like I got a bunch of bodies in my trunk

My old man used to call me a no-good punk

And I still don't know why

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]

You know just the other night

The cops pulled me over outside the bar

When they turned on their lights

And they ordered me out my car

Man I was only kidding when I called them a couple of dicks

But still they made me do the stupid human tricks

Now I'm stuck in this jail with a bunch of dumb hicks

And I still don't know why

[Chorus]