We Can Funk

[Refrain]

Jump them and funk them

Pump them and funk them

We can funk

[Chorus]

I'm testing positive for the funk

I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup

And may your cup overflow

I'm testing positive and I'll pee some more

[Verse 1]

I could tell you stories 'til you get tired

I could play with your mind

But you'd probably say that I was a liar

So I won't waste your time

I'm scared 'cause, though we just met, there's this energy between us

Let's just go somewhere, we can funk

[Chorus]

I'm testing positive for the funk

I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup

And may your cup overflow

I'm testing positive and I'll pee some more

[Refrain]

Pump them and funk them

Pump them and funk them

Jump them and funk them

Pump them and funk them

Pump them and funk them

[Verse 2]

Every time I could, I would compliment you on the things

The things that you be, honey doll, we should make the real noise, just you and me

I could tell you things to get you excited, things you never heard

You know the Kama Sutra?

I could re-write it with half as many words

But I'm scared, because if I don't kiss you, I'm going to go mad baby

Take off my clothes

We can funk

[Chorus]

I'm testing positive for the funk

I'll gladly pee in anybody's cup

And may your cup overflow

[Verse 3]

Wait a minute. Let me turn on some lights. We can funk

Yeah, come here

You can blow the candle off, baby

You can turn the candle on

Which ever one you choose is alright

'Cause we're going to do it all night long

(Sex) Sex between two people is alright

If all the love in the world is what they got

As long as they're not trying to hurt nobody

Just as long as it's hot

Good lord, baby, I want to make love to you two times maybe three

Yeah, if you want to go four or five, baby that's alright with me

Listen, I said I will be your little baby

Yeah, I can be your big strong man

I can be your girl or boy, I can be your toy

Alright, let's dance

It's up to you, can funk me, baby, I'll funk you, we can funk one another

Whatever you want to do

[Bridge]

You got electric ass, baby

You got electric thighs, baby

I can't wait no longer, child

It's getting stronger, baby

Open up your eyes

[Verse 4]

See this gold chain around my waist

I want to give it to you

Yeah, people tell me I got no taste

Then blow the candle out, let's see if it's true

[Outro]

We be funking over here, and over there ain't shit

We be funking over here, and over there ain't shit