Eugene

Breaking news today as the Chum Bucket
Has been riddled with bullets in a drive-by shooting
Emergency responders have reported one female victim
And one thing is for certain
Bikini Bottom is no longer safe (woo-hoo)

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean (woo-hoo)
Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team (woo-hoo)
Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name?
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

Ayo, boss, what I gotta do to them opps? (Hahaha)
Shoot to kill, grab my grill, bitch, it's hot
I got that burner to his mouth, pop rocks
I'm blowin' bubbles at his head until they pop

Gary, where my Glock? (The stick)
Yeah, my boy a snail, but you know he keep it hot (meow)
Did this for my city, 'cause I rep Bikini Bottom
Like David v. Goliath, hit that one eye when I popped him

'Cause I'm only doing real shit, I don't do no sad raps (no)
Squidward got the kill switch, strapped up like it's Baghdad (ayy)
Patrick, he was brainwashed but we got him back, yeah
(SpongeBob, why do you drill?)
'Cause my boss is Mr. Swags, huh, yeah

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean (woo-hoo)
Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team (woo-hoo)
Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name?
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (woo-hoo)
Red bottom, sippin' purple lean (woo-hoo)
Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team (woo-hoo)
Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name?
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene

Cut a bitch off like the Hash Slingin' Slasher
Karen pissed off 'cause the Squid wouldn't smash her
At the Bubble Bowl backstage like an actor
She want my bull worm like it came from Alaska
Hah, hah, hah, get the fuck away
I thought I told you bitch I'm smoking kelp up to my fucking face (hahaha, kelp)
I do this shit like every fucking day
Squiddie caught a kill streak, that chopper gunner on the way

All I see are bodies fallin'
And dead ops when duty's callin'
I'm the red dot and purp lean pourin'
The lean sippin' squid with no remorse
I am him (woo-hoo)

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean (woo-hoo)
Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team (woo-hoo)
Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name?
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (woo-hoo)

Red bottom, sippin' purple lean (woo-hoo)
Bitch I'm gon' ride for my fuckin' team (woo-hoo)
Plankton whack, he a fucking fiend
Yeah, I run the game, what's my name?
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene (woo-hoo)
Eu-Eu-Eu-Eugene