If I ate mold, do you think I’d notice? (Disa Disa Disa)

The label's intern just denied us again
Maybe we should write a better record then
I wish I invented nu metal or grunge
I wanna get famous get hooked on drugs
I told myself I'd never sell my soul to the man
But I'm stuck behind a desk like my parents planned (parents planned)
If me at 23 could only see me now
He'd be so depressed at what he found

I'm a disa-disa-disa-disappointment to myself (all I'll ever be is)
Disa-disa-disa-disappointing to everyone else
It's like I stepped up to bat get a heart attack
Before I hit a home run
I'm a disa-disappointment to everyone
To everyone

The tables have turned I ruined all of my plans (all of my plans)
Should've worked an honest trade and been a union man (a union man)
I'm too old to get famous and it's honestly sad
Over 30 in a band drive to shows in a minivan
I told myself I'd never sell my soul to the man
But I'm stuck behind a desk like my parents planned (parents planned)
If me at 23 could only see me now
He'd be so depressed at what he found (so depressed!)

I'm a disa-disa-disa-disappointment to myself (all I'll ever be is)
Disa-disa-disa-disappointing to everyone else
It's like I stepped up to bat get a heart attack
Before I hit a home run
I'm a disa-disappointment to everyone
To everyone