Sweet Johnny

They call him sweet, sweet Johnny, ohh

Sweeter than the month of May

And if Johnny is in town

There ain't no way

The girls will go to school that day

See him and that girl dancing cheek to cheek

Oh, I wish it was me

'Cause they look so sweet

But they never call round no more

Since Hollywood opened the door

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

They call her: Heil, heil Heather, ohh

Salute her when she walks down the street

And if Heather happens to be on the beach

You know the boys won't be too far out of reach

Why don't I get my daddy's car

And knock those fuckers down

Cause they've gone too far

And they never call round no more

Since Hollywood opened the door

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

Sweet sweet Johnny

Heil Heil Heather

I'm feeling so alone tonight

And there's no-one on that telephone

And there's no, "You come over", yeah that'll be right

And I said: "What a way to spend my Saturday night"

Then I went

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