Dearest Descrambler

Dearest descrambler, my darkling decoder

I'm too prone to smit and too apt to crush

I've been stuck by your soft truck

One and a two and a few, but not enough times

If you see me looking round for someone to spend my money on

Will you shake your head in disappointment?

If you see me looking round for someone I can spend my money on

Please shake your head in disappointment

Dearest descrambler, my darkling decoder

I'm too fast to fish, I'm too slow to duck

Is it too late for me to master a trade?