Nice Guys Finish Last [That's Not Cricket]

[Spoken Word Intro]

Billie: This song is from 1997, it's called "Nice Guys Finish Last". Let's go!

[Verse 1]

Nice guys finish last

You're runnin' out of gas

Your sympathy will get you left behind

Sometimes, you're at your best

When you feel the worst

You feel washed up like piss goin' down the drain

[Pre-Chorus]

Pressure cooker, pick my brain

And tell me I'm insane

I'm so fuckin' happy, I could cry

Every joke can have its truth

But now the joke's on you

I never knew you're such a funny guy

[Chorus]

Oh, nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

[Verse 2]

Livin' on command

You're shakin' lots of hands

You'rе kissin' up and bleedin' all your trust (Go!)

Takin' what you need

Bite the hand that feeds

You lose your mеmory and you got no shame

[Pre-Chorus]

Pressure cooker, pick my brain

And tell me I'm insane

I'm so fuckin' happy, I could cry

Every joke can have its truth

But now the joke's on you

I never knew you're such a funny (Everybody Let's go!)

[Chorus]

Oh, nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

Oh, nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine (Alright! Here we go)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

Oh, nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine

Oh, nice guys finish last

When you are the outcast

Don't pat yourself on the back

You might break your spine (Alright!)

[Spoken Word Outro]

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Female radio presenter: Absolute Radio

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