Bugzy Malone

[Intro]

Yo

Bugzy Malone

Grime Daily

Daily Duppy, Season 4

[Verse]

I got a call from Grime Daily, asking me if I was about in London

Well I was in Mannie with Darkie and Lyndon

Talking politics like Bill Clinton

Because I had beef and a popstar sending

I told them man I guarantee I'll end him

I made the Relegation Riddim and I swear down R.I.P. started trending

I'm from Manchester and I'm losing all composure

If another man talks about the dungeon like I didn't end my man then it's over

This whole music ting's confusing

I'm about to do another million views ting

And I swear down it's crazy, first mil took 5 months, after that it was a 25 day ting

I'm sharp like a blade without the roller

I'm hard like a brandy with no cola

I'm starting to think it's a takeover

Because I'm like Sub-Zero and I'm colder

Anybody gets heated then I'll show ya'

How to give a man a straight face like poker

Them man are all dried up so I started wetting people with a Super Soaker

Pssht, get over here, whoopie

Finish him like Hulk Hogan

The grime scene fell to sleep but then I made the revival and now eyes are wide open

I'm Jack Frost, I will leave a man frozen

And watch him fall over in slow motion

It's 2015 and I came onto the scene like it was an explosion

Jesus, I've got them thinking 'Is this guy from Manchester?'

The wordplay's heavier than Uncle Fester

And my name is bigger than a pro wrestler

Them man are going on stone cold like Steve Austin but they're soft like polyester

I'm tryna win a MOBO

I'm not the joker, did they think I was Heath Ledger?

Them man better listen to their headmaster

I'll make a man turn ghost like Casper

I'm a champion like Floyd Mayweather

And I move like Manny Pacquiao, I'm faster

I used to blaze more weed than a rasta

Until I got locked up six month after

Now man say I'm the grime scene saviour

Because I make way more noise than a tractor

So much noise that when I say 0161, there's an avalanche in Sweden

I'm not Kim Kardashian, do I look like I'm semi-famous for no reason

I got promoted into the Premier League and I've been the talk of the whole season

I'm from a little town called Manchester and I represent that until I stop breathing

Yo, you're looking at a deadly eagle and I'm accurate with it

I'm licking down man from over the water, tell them man I'll come back in a minute

I left with a backpack, came back with a suitcase full of brand new snapbacks in it

That's because they get 100 likes in a day, I get that in less than a minute

I am the general, fuck a lieutenant

I was driving around in an old Civic

Wait, was it a Toyota Corolla? Anyway I was over the speed limit

I was 13 and I had the team with me

White gold chain on like P Diddy

The car got crashed, left outside a stadium, played in by Man City

I swear down I'm like a little kiddy

I still watch South Park and get giddy

But on a big man ting, when I put my foot down, nobody can keep up with me

I swear down I'm still a little kiddy

I still watch South Park and get giddy

But on a big man ting, when I put my foot down..

I don't need nothing too big right now, I'm looking for a 9 with about 8 men

And that's not cause I'm unstable either, It's because the whole thing's jamming again

I swear down it was clicking so much on a golf course, that I just dashed it into the fence

Then I picked it up and I just buried it again

Right next to my last 10

And that's 10 grand of my own money

And I didn't tell nobody, not my own friend

That I dug it up, bought a BM

Red leather interior and I want it in matte black

Just so the bimmer don't blend

I want the Batmobile times 10

Because you're looking at the Batman of this grime ting

Trust me and I'm not here to make friends

I don't wanna know him, I don't wanna know you

Not because I've got 7 million views

Not because I got sent for by a pop star and I made man look like a buffoon

If you don't know about me already, please allow me to reintroduce

Because I'm Bugzy Malone, right now I'm harder than a bottle of Grey Goose

Them man are jokers like Celebrity Juice

I'm the Pied Piper without the flute

I told them watch how they war with me, I didn't see nobody war with you

If the grime scene was the Clash of the Titans, then right now you're looking at Zeus

Because I'm banging man out like Tyson and I'll kick them about like Bruce

Yo, I'm a boss like Embyson, them man are like a Ryu

I've not let off the ting in a minute but I'll make a bad boy turn into a recluse

I said I'm a boss like M Bison, and them man are like a Ryu

I've not let off the ting in a minute but I'll make a bad boy, yo

The ting didn't bang and I still didn't sell it

My man's out soon and I can smell it

I was gonna buy a sawn-off-shotgun but I don't feel comfortable letting off pellets

I leave so little evidence at the scene that I'm like a horror movie with no credits

...doctor and medic...and I'll thread it

[Outro]

Yo

Bugzy Malone

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EP out 26th July, Walk With Me