2000 Man

Well, my name, it is a number on a piece of plastic film

I've been growing funny flowers outside in my little window sill

Don’t you know I'm a 2000 man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

You know, my wife still respects me, even though I really misuse her

I've been having an affair with a random computer

Don't you know I'm a 2000 man?

And my kids, they just don't understand me at all

Oh Mommy, proud of your planet

Oh Daddy, proud of your sun

Oh Daddy, proud of your planet

Oh Mommy, proud of your sun

Oh Daddy, his brain's still flashing

Like it was when you were young

Or do you come down crashing

Seeing all the things you'd done

Spacing out and having fun?

Oh Daddy, proud of your planet

Oh Mommy, proud of your sun

Oh Mommy, proud of your planet

Oh Daddy, proud of your sun

Yeah!

And you know I'm a 2000 man

And my kids, they just don't understand you at all

No, no, no, no