Guapdad 4000 Freestyle | LA Leakers Freestyle #082

[Verse: Guapdad 4000]

Yeah, yeah, yeah, ay

I really scalp niggas when I’m going off the mental

I’m in yo’ bitch cheeks likes dimples

Wheeled my way in like a cripple

I doubled up and tripled, made a wave and watched everything ripple, you fickle

Tryna find the median’s the only time I’m average

These hoes throw more top than a graduate

Really not a advocate for people who not having it

Because when I ain’t have it I seen people who had it and I was grabbing it

Snacking on thе freeway, chewing up the toe

Ain’t from thе D but I ate miles on the road

Now at the shows the hoes flash titties like a strobe

At the top with the heat, like a burner on the stove

Put it on high, put it on six, put her outside

Bought a dope bitch because you fucking up my focus like a bad lens

I beat up niggas who had ends, I made for bags like trash cans

Wiggled and surprised on ‘em like a flash dance

Looking at me wrong that’ll be yo’ last glance

This not my final form my final move or my last dance

Boy you a nerd like a nigga named Lance, hands off

Wrist like a fucking dance-off

She French-kissed my dick so I named it François

Oui oui, in the Philippines in a jeepney

Humpback on notre dame just like a Gypsy

Beating up more Timberlands than Missy, adrenaline was wit’ me when I’m in the store sliding for them Griffeys

Signed in the box then I exit out swiftly and quickly, I’m fucking with them banks like 50

Yes yeah, who my fave? I said Thugger, the Slime lover

I slide under, everybody ready are

I’m a pretty boy, porn star in Mercedes car

Previously pimp and pander just to ever say these bars

Bitch it’s Town shit, but I’m sounding like, Dogg Pound shit

All I do is dog these hoes, when I’m pounding

Let me tell you, ha, the cheeks was astounding

Now everybody wanna fuck the Falcon

Everybody thought I was a funny nigga

I am funny nigga, I just don’t rap no jokes

You a bummy nigga bruh you don’t have no hoes

So who the real joke- hahahahaha