The Queen and I

I love it how she breathes booze in the mornin'
Man, it's so sexy how she can't remember last night
I made the fatal mistake letting her drink again
But who the hell am I to tell her how to live her life?

And if you could put dumb in a shot glass
I'm just another lush who's had one too many in me
And we please don't have enough
I see you stand there, settle for anything, anything's better than lettin' her
'Cause she could do better than me
She'll come around eventually

'Cause baby girl's a queen
But a queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!

I find it funny she can never find her car keys
Immediately after telling me she can't take it
She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities
And slurs her words because she's never not inebriated
And the front page headline read
"Let the girl go, you know you can do better"
It's bad, when the fact that you can't have her
Is the reason you sweat her
Don't let her take advantage of you
Like the other girls let her
You better cut your losses now, buddy

'Cause baby girl's a queen
But a queen's a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!

Drown yourself
It's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now
And bow out gracefully

Drown yourself
It's not worth keeping me
Just put it down right now
And bow out gracefully

'Cause baby girl's a queen
The queen's just a pawn with a bunch of fancy moves
And she's made me a fiend
I won't be withdrawn 'cause I got nothing to lose

Oh no
She's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!
Bravo, she's at the bottom of that bottle
She's only one more swallow
From being oh so hollow
Hey, hey, hey!