Cupid Must've Been High

You look ugly when you cry
My big, strong manchild
All your tears are crocodile
They can't wash away my

Hours that I spent waiting for
Something to change but I got bored
Asleep at the wheel
Dragged by my heels
Convinced myself that's how it's s'posed to feel

Then it hit me
Like a bullet
It ain't my fault
You're not what I wanted
It was clear as crystal in my mind
But this just isn't right
Oh, Cupid must've been high

All that time lecturing me
You could get yourself a PhD
I'm distracted by the herb in your teeth
How did I not see?

Then it hit me
Like a hammer
I'm too pretty
I'm too goddamn clever
It was clear as crystal in my mind
But this just isn't right
Oh, Cupid must've been high

Then it hit me
Like a bullet
It ain't my fault
You're not what I wanted
It was clear as crystal in my mind
But this just isn't right
Oh, Cupid must've been high