Dustman

It took three million years

To meet Mr. Helpful

But now that I've met him

I'm extremely doubtful

Are you healthy?

Well I just eat fruit

But I tell you man, it just don't suit

Smiley bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the bottle

Lay on its back at the bottom

The bottom of the bottle

You're the big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle

Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle

It's my turn now and there's always a houseful

And saying the right thing

It's always a mouthful

It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight

To finally ask him

To put everything right

Do you love it? Oh I bet you do

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you are

Smiley bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the bottle

Lay on its back at the bottom

The bottom of the bottle

It took three million years

Now it's my turn to see it

I've got to go back I don't fuckin' believe it

Do you love it? Oh I bet you do

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you

Smiley bug eyed mung worm

At the bottom of the bottle

Lay on its back at the bottom

The bottom of the bottle

You're the big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the bottle

Lay on its back and you're talkin' pure twaddle

To make you more smiley drink olive oil

It gives me pure headache

When your cookin' with foil

(Miserable, miserable...)

Oh, do you love it? Oh I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you (at the bottom of the bottle)

Well you're healthy? (Livin' at the bottom)

Well I just eat fruit

But I tell you man, it just don't suit, me (The bottom of the bottle)

(Livin' at the bottom)

(The bottom of the bottle)

(Mung worm at the bottom)

(The bottom of the bottle)

Oh, do you love it? Well I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you (at the bottom of the bottle)

Oh, do you love it? I bet you do (Smiley bug eyed mung worm)

Do you love it? Well, I'm just like you are (Livin' at the bottom...)