[Intro]
Oi you! Shut your mouth and look at my wad!
Loadsamoney
This is a journey into money... loads of money
My name, my name, my name is Loadsamoney
[Verse 1]
L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E
What's that spell? Loadsamoney! (Probably)
Made a right load of perishing lolly this week
Right lads, wads out for the ladies!
Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa
Money, money, money
Loadsa, loadsa, loadsa
Money, money, money
Right, whop it out
Whaaa, loadsamoney
Whop it out
Whaaa, loadsamoney
Whop it out, loadsamoney
Good evening and welcome to "Loads of Money"
[Verse 2]
D-d-doin' up the house is my bread and butter
Me bird's page three and me car's a nutter
L-L-Loadsamoney is the shout I utter
As I wave my wad at the geezers in the gutter
(Hahahaha)
Derek B? On your bike!
This is- This is an-
This is- This is an in-
This is- This is an-
This is an insult to our intelligence
Shut your mouth!
[Verse 3]
Nurse, come and attend to Loadsamoney
He's got too much money
The ransom demand is one million dollars
That's nothing! I'm on that in a day, probably
I earn more money than Stock, Aitken, and Dennis Waterman put together
[Verse 4]
Do up the house
Money makes the world go around
Money makes the world go around
(All this scratching's making me rich)
Money makes the world go around
(All this scratching's making me rich)
Money makes the world go around
Are you ready? Yeah
Are you ready? Yeah
Are you ready? Yeah
Right, let's do up the house
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Bosh bosh, shoom shoom wallop, dosh
Whop your wad, whop your wad
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad, whop your wad
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad on the counter
Whop your wad on the counter
[Verse 5]
These boys certainly how to do up the house
And they're taking home a pretty tidy paypacket too
(Shut your mouth!)
So the final score, Manchester United: nil
Loadsamoney United: loads
(Now that's the final score there)
Pump up the football, pump up the football
Hey, check this out
Sorry mate, don't take cheques
Ahh, just loadsamoney
[Outro]
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)
Sing a song of six pence, a pocket full of dosh
Dibble dibble, dibble dibble, bosh bosh bosh
(Loadsamoney, loadsamoney, loadsamoney, ahahaha)
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