[Spoken: Loadsamoney, (Lance)]
Yeah, just smoking a fag
D'yknow- d'yknow how many fags I've had today, Lance? (No)
Loads, I've had loads (Ahh)
I've had loads of fags today
Yeah, what we doin' now then? *Burps* (B-side)
What, we doin' a b-side? (Yeah)
What, we doin' a b-side now? (Yeah, b-side)
How much money do I get for the b-side? (Loads)
What, same— do I get same as for the a-side? (Yeah)
What, same money? S- (Yeah)
How much money's that then? (Loads)
What, I get loadsamoney for the a-side and b-side and all?
Same money? (Yeah)
What, for both sides? (Yeah)
Oi, what, what, what have I gotta do thеn?
What have I gotta do on the- on the b-sidе?
Have I gotta do... what have I gotta do then? (Gotta do a song)
What, I gotta do a song? (Gotta do a song)
How come... how— what, what, what, how come?
What have I gotta do, a song? (Gotta do a song)
What, have I gotta do a song then? (Gotta do a song, bloke said)
Oh, right (Do that one you done the other day, Loads)
What, that other song I done the other day? (Yeah)
What one's that then? (Y'know, I- you done it)
Well, what one's that? (I dunno, that song)
What, the one that I had done the other day? (Yeah)
Oh, alright then
One, two, three, four
You got a tape runnin'? (Yeah)
Alright then
One, two, three, four
*Gibberish*
(Oi, Loads-) Shut up, I'm singin'!
*Gibberish*
Yeah, Lance? (Loads?)
Is that enough? (Yeah, sounds good)
That sound alright? (Yeah, it's great, carry on though)
We'll do that as a take? (Nah, do it again, go on)
Did ya get that on uh tape, did ya? (Aye?)
D'ya get that on tape? (Aye?)
D'ya get that on tape? (What?)
D'ya get, uhh, what I just done on tape? (What, the song?)
Yeah (No)
Should I do it again then? (Do it again)
Alright
Try and get- get it on tape, alright? (Alright)
Get it on tape (Alright)
Alright then
Woo– (I did get it)
Did ya get it? (I got it before)
Alright then
So uhh, do I get loadsamoney for doin' that? (Yeah)
Alright then, hang on, *burps* I got another verse, alright?
Yee– Shut your mouth! Shut your mouth!
*Gibberish*, shut your mouth! (Yeah, Loads?)
What? (What about a synthesizer?)
Alright then, put-put put a synthesizer on
You recordin' this? Are you, do- doing this on rec- on record? (It's on)
Is it? I can't hear no synthesizer
Oh yeah, here it is
(That's it, it's good)
*Gibberish*
(We'll do a bit of scratchin' now)
Alright
We got it? (Tape's run out)
Alright
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