Grey Matter (Intro)

[Narrator: man leading tour through brain]

As you look to your left, a bundle of nerve tissue which supports cells

As we continue to proceed, we approach the infamous medulla oblongata

And the part of the brain that turns your guts inside out after a night of too many drinks

But we're not complaining, because it basically keeps you alive!

Ah, yes, moving on

Here we see the hypothalamus - next time you're in a crowded place with underarm sweat patches, blame this guy right here, because he regulates the heat in your body

If I may, as you look to your left, we can see the cerebellum

This section is key when it comes to cognitive functions

[to tour group]

Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you not to step so close, uh I'm afraid we do have a "no touching" policy (control room, I'd have security on level two please, now)

Uh, wha- step away sir, now if you wouldn't do that

[Loudspeaker]

At Grey Matters, we're with you every cell of the way

Grey Matters... the future is bright

The future is pink